Dave excused himself to the restroom. He was feeling good. He was charming, he was funny, and his bladder was now empty. He felt invincible.
Community threads on platforms like Reddit's AskReddit and video confessions on platforms like YouTube show that these awkward biological betrayals happen to the best of us. funny+pee+stories
A parent on Quora recalled being stuck on a massive highway overpass due to a 20-mile traffic backup. When both she and her young son urgently needed to go, they stepped out of the car in the middle lane. They followed another couple walking toward the side of the bridge, only to find a line of desperate, stranded commuters waiting to take turns squatting out of sight behind the concrete barrier. Dave excused himself to the restroom