: Includes the original song "Blue" and slightly different dialogue pacing in Act 1. The Teen / High School Edition : Changes : Heavily censored for language and mature content.

Once you have that file, you have the key to unlocking Westerberg High. You can finally teach your cast the correct timing for "Beautiful." You can block the cafeteria scene from "Candy Store" without confusion. And you can deliver the final, haunting line— "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw" —exactly as the writers intended.

If you are just a fan reading for fun, buy the E-book libretto. If you are a director, pay for the perusal. If you are a high school student, ask your library to order a physical copy via inter-library loan. There is always a better way to get the script.